encourage:

Me in the morning 

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(Source: encourage, via teenscoolest)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via trust)

pelluit:

hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia

(via plantsnerd)

peterthestarcatcher:

*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*

(Source: anonymouscrane, via seediest)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: irzs, via covocal)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via covocal)

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

(via yves-satan-laurent)

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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(via worsting)

sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

(Source: sorry, via allteensrelate)

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via photographyfantasies)