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hornyspice:

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

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lamelohan:

when my friends tell me happy birthday but didnt give me giftsimage

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randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

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clestroying:

When a porn post comes up on your dash

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officialblueshell:

"no offense but-"

ima have to stop you right there bye

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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

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