aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via teenscoolest)


saharanprince69:

"describe the color red without using the word red"

white people in the sun

(via seedy)


saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

(via angel-of-da-lord)


iguanamouth:

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

(via teenscoolest)



cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

(via angel-of-da-lord)


communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

(via calzonepizza4)


verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via humorbaby)


hannibal-and-dory:

timedetective:

asgardiancherrypudding:

luminous-lu:

emeraldsd:

image

This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

never forget to wash the butt.

TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

Keep away from fire especially when wearing

(via krxstals)


feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

(via beyoncescock)


tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

(via communistbakery)


metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

(via unprime)


unpopuler:

kixxinq:

lubricates:

So earlier today I was so bored and I had no idea what to do but then I found this blog unpopuler and looked into the upper right corner and now I will never be bored again

OMG that is the best thing ive ever seen, cured my boredom so fast and his blog is hilarious, made my day

aww omg that means so much, I thought no one would care about my upper right corner, so happy you guys like it <3 

(via kaliforhnia)


charlenetsui:

comeonthisisyourdream:

umplify:

Hey guys, I’m Malachi, 15 years young, from England, you can come follow me here, or on my instagram: @cyberspacing, I love talking to new followers and check out all blogs if you ask me nicely :3 xx

Literally just saw the cutest kid ever.

hes so damn cute and we’re like the same age omg holla

charlenetsui:

comeonthisisyourdream:

umplify:

Hey guys, I’m Malachi, 15 years young, from England, you can come follow me hereor on my instagram: @cyberspacing, I love talking to new followers and check out all blogs if you ask me nicely :3 xx

Literally just saw the cutest kid ever.

hes so damn cute and we’re like the same age omg holla

(via disorder)


(via disorder)