rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

(via majestichobos)

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir, via bastille)

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

(via calzonepizza4)

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via stability)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via stand)

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

I’m 74% of it

(via greed)

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

(via greed)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via sniffing)

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via hotboyproblems)

thatfunnyblog:

caught bae slippin

thatfunnyblog:

caught bae slippin

(Source: katara, via ginger-farts)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via asvprock)

elmntry:

im sick of the lies

(via dulect)